what if it breaks
THEN YOU DIE
It leads to Hell
SATAN IS WAITING
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i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"do something useful and mow the lawn."
hey guys, unfortunately my phone was stolen today and that was my main source of blogging so.. ill update as much as i can! im sorry just bear with me.
sooooo… i know that you don’t want to go to school tomorrow,
if it makes you feel any better
all you have to do is survive three weeks
it’s winter break
and that means
you get to sit inside, watch netflix, and cover yourself in blankets!!
YOU CAN DO IT BABE
I BELIEVE IN YOU AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”
I feel like my life is complete after watching this.